“Sammy writes with an authority that outshines that of his contemporaries. No question, this is the definitive text on the subject. It redefines the category . . . a no-holds-barred masterwork.”
- Garner Quain

“This lonely mix of humility and bemusement features a sharp and visceral commentary on universal humanity . . . full of poo and pee and fear and dread and rage . . . I can feel and smell it.”
Tara Samuel

“It is said that half a good book is better than none at all. Unfortunately this is neither. Sammy continues to disappoint and frustrate with yet another ill-advised and lackluster foray into the literary arts. A complete and utter waste of time.”
- Michael Honeyman